It's fundamental

Letter from W after reading about my date with the Professor:

I’m glad you had a great date with the professor – yet I feel that as you progress with him I want to introduce some form of perversion into the atmosphere for my own benefit. He need not be aware that anything perverted is in the wind. But if I am going to allow you to have vanilla dates I feel you should at least have the basic knowledge that we both understand you are fundamentally a dirty girl.

Ahem. Wet panties.

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