Motherfucker

I am frustrated that when I have time alone, and with nothing better to do (having just figured out a work issue that was plaguing me, ostensibly freeing me up to “write”) — I got nuthin’. I do my best writing in the AM and in spurts throughout the day, but, because work has been so freaking busy, and because I am trying to Do The Right Thing (meaning give my full 7.5 during the day to my employer (tho that’s ended up being 2 – 3 hours at night as well) and not let myself get distracted, and have been trying to spend time with kids and getting some exercise and etc., by the time I decide I can write — I can’t.
I have the weekend to write about. I have funny shit I’ve been thinking about. I have posts sitting in my Drafts folder. I have short stories to write, deadlines to keep and stuff to say — and I can’t!
Motherfucker. (I like that Mozilla doesn’t tell me that’s a misspelled word.)  (In fact I like that so much I’m gonna make it the subject line of this post. Just because.)
Maybe I should just go have an orgasm.
<wanders off in search of Baldy>
<one orgasm and a hefty nap later…> That’s one thing I like about being home alone. I can just wander off and have an orgasm any ole time I please.  Oh, yeah, Ad’s away for the week and I’m home alone, well except for the Boy and the Dog.  That’s something to write about, too, I suppose.
But wait, I just ran across this silliness. I was looking at my blog stats, and out of curiosity scrolled down to look at what search terms people use to find my site.
Here’s yesterday’s:
pieces of jade   17
sweater+bondage  5   (I actually never knew this was such a fetish)
my coworkers panties  27  (Seriously? 27 searches on this? And…umm…I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned – nor even thought about –  my coworker’s panties!)
chin-up bar bondage  5  (Hmm, not sure we’ve done that – hopefully this doesn’t give the Mean Guy ideas)
red butt  5
tit tuesday   4
woman naked rope  4
site:wordpress.com pieces of jade  4
sensual anal sex  3
tempting  3
son shoving fingers in mom asleep  2  (WTF??)
love to suck cock  3
sweater bondage  3
wrench in pussy  2
hair sex  2
buttplug blowjob -tranny -shemale -ladyboy -gay -twink  2  (Hmm, not sure how they got here, but okaayy…)
emotional anal sex    2
hnt    2
bondage hotel    2
i just love sucking cock    2
bondage in sweater    2
orgasm wordpress    2
greased    2
enema butt plug    2
piecesofjade wordpress    2
cock sucking stories    2
piecesofjade    2
oops cock dog  2  (Hey I haven’t mentioned any dogs!)
tryst  1
suck cock blogspot  1
tied up in mud  1
tittie tuesdays  1
pleasures of anal sex    1
i am about to suck cock  1
pubic hair porn    1
what is it like to suck cock    1
mom avid young porn   1
the joy of sucking cock   1
why do you love sucking dick   1
why i love to have my cock sucked  1
piecesofjade, wordpress  1
pubis sex porn  1
heels with lace  1
good little cocksucker  1  (Why yes, yes I am. So glad the interweb search engine thinks so too)
pieceofjade  1
sex in the house with the kids porn 1 (Ummm…?)
rubber bands and nipples    1
sex bdsm human sacrifice daughter sex story  1  (Huh??)
why do men love to suck dick  1
“i love sucking cock”  1
smell of sex   1
sleeping in high heels  1
is there pleasure with anal sex   1
apropos commenting   1
why i love sucking cock  1
the first time i had a cock in my mouth storys  1
survived the task of wearing a butt plug all day   1
pieces of jade sex lbog   1
sucking end of a cock  1
sucking a dick description  1
piecesofjade.wordpress.com   1
i love sucking penis  1   (I don’t think I’ve ever called it a penis, at least not here)
sexretary  1   (Awww, it’s become a real world term!)
submissive torture  1
i love sucking dick  1
picture of a butt plug   1
heels dangling while having sex  1
forcing things in my pussy   1
sexy pubic hair porn   1
i love sucking all the cum out   1
joy of cock sucking   1
tied up girls   1
bam dildo vs john holmes  1  (Now that’s an OLD post!)
das bondage hotel  1
pleasure anal fucking   1
weekend bondage   1
suck cock blog   1
“legs spread” “back arched”   1
how does sucking a cock feel   1
one tit tuesday   1
tie up hot girls    1
cardinals high heels
So how much fun was that?
In honor of the searches “hotel bondage” and “weekend bondage” I’ll leave you with a favorite image from a recent weekend in a hotel.  And maybe tomorrow I’ll actually write something. 😉

One thought on “Motherfucker

  1. See. There are more of us out there than you imagined. It’s funny that nobody thinks twice about rubber, latex or leather fetishists. Sweater fetish bondage has always been the outsider. The truth is there are sweater fetishist knitters who produce amazing items. Check out Lady Mohair for an idea of what I mean. Thanks.

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