Penalty Paid – Pokies

I paid another penalty this weekend.  This one was from Task 11:
Work from HomeWear a butt plug between the hours of 9 and 5. You may change the plug periodically, but it/they can not be removed for more than 10 minutes at a time.Wear high heels all day. Knees must be separated all day. This includes no crossing of legs. (Count infractions for future penalty.) Wear a paper clip on each nipple all day. (Record minutes of failure for future penalty.) All phone calls must be answered with “Rebecca’s office.”  (Count infractions for future penalty.) The bathroom may only be used from 2 minutes before the hour to 2 minutes after the hour.  (Count infractions for future penalty.) A pencil must be stored in your hair at all times.  Fingernails must be filed at least twice during the day. You must offer coffee to each living creature you encounter.

Itemized list of infractions:
Knees must be separated all day. This includes no crossing of legs.
Infractions: 14
Wear a paper clip on each nipple all day.
Infractions: 10 mins
Wear a butt plug between the hours of 9 and 5. You may change the plug periodically, but it/they can not be removed for more than 10 minutes at a time.
Infraction: 28 minutes
The bathroom may only be used from 2 minutes before the hour to 2 minutes after the hour.
Infractions: 1
A pencil must be stored in your hair at all times.
Infractions: 1
Fingernails must be filed at least twice during the day.
Infractions: 1
Total Penalties: 55
W’s Penalty Assessment was that I had to sit on his much-loved “pokie pad” for 55 minutes. But because I had been pissing and moaning about not having the motivation to finish a piece of writing I really wanted to finish, he decided to amend the penalty:
You have 55 minutes to sit on the pokie pad. If you finish your writing within that time, you’re done. If not, you have to sit on it another 55 minutes.
I sat on it for 110 minutes. But I finished the damn writing!

Penalty Paid - Pokies and What I was Writing
What I was writing.

Penalty Paid - Pokies - Sitting
Sitting *very* carefully.

Pokies - After
The aftereffects.

The Pokie Pad
W's evil Pokie Pad.

3 thoughts on “Penalty Paid – Pokies

  1. You’ve gotta love the inventiveness of a guy who instructs you to “… offer coffee to each living creature you encounter.”
    And no infractions on that one.
    Love the cute innocent looking pokie pad.
    sev xx

    1. Yeah when I started the day I considered going into bratty mode and asking every plant if it needed coffee, too (hey, they are living creatures!) but decided that might be pushing too far. 😉

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