HNT – Calibration

Sometimes he is not the Mean Guy but the Mad Scientist.
He’s an engineer, and when I go to his house I find slips of paper all over with diagrams, measurements, dimensions & sketches; notes for devices that he is designing, building, imagining.  He needs calibrations for these things. He measures me, and writes things down about my body parts, things I find later on scraps of paper and wonder–and sometimes worry–what they are for.
Sometimes he measures me–“calibrates” certain body parts–simply for his own amusement (and usually, consequently, for my discomfort.)  This day was one such.
We ascertained that “my size” is 1-1/2″. He’d like to get me up to 2″.
And yes, he did misspell “butt” on purpose.
(Edit: Having to post it large enough to read his crazy calibration notes makes my ass look gargantuan!  Eeek! Oh well, I suffer for my art…) 😛

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11 thoughts on “HNT – Calibration

    1. You know I don’t know if we ever did get to the 2″er! I know we didn’t that day, certainly (see the giant “FAIL” he wrote on my ass!) lol But we might have got there another day…

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