Payback’s a Bitch – The Payoff

Or so I thought. Five hundred and twenty-five whacks later and my debt to society–er, W–would be paid-in-full. Neither a borrower nor a lender be, right? Riiiighhhttt…. Anywho. This is how it started out, with me contemplating those 525 lashes of the flogger. This is how it ended up: Him:…