Jade's Secret

“What’s Victoria’s Secret?” my son asks the other day.  He’s being a smartass, though I don’t realize it at first. “A lingerie shop,” I reply. “I know that,” he says, rolling his eyes in the age-old “I’m-14-and-I-know-everything,” way.  “I mean, what’s her secret.” “Oh…well. That she looks all prim and…